The Polarizing Popularity of Paradox Pokémon

Man... Paradox Pokémon are such a mixed bag, aren't they? Some of them are so effortlessly cool, yet others are so boring and safe it makes you wonder why they'd ever bother making it in the first place! And since it's unlikely that Legends Z-A would be hiding some new ones, this is ALL of them for the foreseeable future, (or past!) So let's go thru them and rank these Time Strangers from Area Zero worst to best...