💥 LIVE: Cook & Preston Cry for Help and Still Catch That L! 💥

Tonight, we’re breaking down the latest federal filings where the Courtroom Sob Squad — John Cook and Lynette “I Lost Track of the Date” Preston — just got default smacked, cried for forgiveness, and then doubled down with a begging session for free legal help. Spoiler: The judge said NOPE to free lawyers but was kind enough to throw up a sad little volunteer request like it’s a charity bake sale.

We’ll unpack: ⚖️ How they missed the deadline (while livestreaming about the lawsuit nonstop).
😭 Their embarrassing excuse: “We forgot the date!”
💌 The judge’s epic “Anyone wanna ruin their career for free?” notice to the bar.
🔥 Why this whole move reeks of panic, not strategy — and what’s coming next.

Get ready — this is federal court, not the Facebook fundie circuit. And the judge just reminded them exactly where they are.

👁️‍🗨️ Don’t miss this one. We’re going all in on the meltdown.