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Sammy the Sea Turtle
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Sammy the Sea Turtle was known in the Pacific as the guy who’d swim anywhere for a good kelp burger. One day, he heard a rumor about a legendary kelp buffet at the bottom of the Mariana Trench. "Deepest spot in the ocean? Pfft, I’ve flapped through worse," Sammy boasted, ignoring his buddy Carl the Clownfish, who warned, “Dude, that place is sketchy. Giant squids down there don’t mess around.”
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