Ep. 90 - Oh Pete, Wow Shannon

If you thought this week couldn't get any messier, Oh Pete and Wow Shannon said, "Hold my beer."

We're dragging Pete Hegseth through his latest controversy (spoiler: it’s peak Pete energy), and side-eyeing Shannon Sharpe’s new lawsuit like the petty professionals we are. Expect memes so savage they'll need a restraining order, Petty Awards so well-deserved it's practically charity, and an Urban Dictionary Word of the Day to keep your clapbacks fresh.

This isn’t just tea — it’s a full tea party with crumpets of chaos and cakes of clownery. Pull up.