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Ever heard that drinking milk kills baby cows? Or that eating carrots is murder? Well, buckle up, because this song takes a swing at the most absurd vegan takes with some good ol' redneck rock and roll! 🤠🎸
We ain't here to argue—just havin’ a laugh at the craziness of UltraVegans who think breathing air might be the only ethical diet left. Humans are meat eaters, always have been, always will be. But hey, if someone wants to survive on soy and kale, that’s their call. Just don’t try takin’ our steaks away! 🔥🥩
This is pure satire, poking fun at extreme views, not at regular folks who choose a plant-based diet. So grab a beer, fire up the grill, and enjoy the most ridiculous vegan battle cry you’ll ever hear!
Lyrics:
I ain't eatin' beef, I ain't eatin' cheese,
Cows got feelings, man, I'm beggin’ on my knees.
Soy milk's flowin’, tofu on my plate,
I cry for the chickens, man, ain't it just great?
I’m an UltraVegan, stronger than steel,
Livin’ on kale, man, that’s my whole meal.
I don’t eat nothin’ that casts a damn shade,
Sunlight and sadness, that’s how I’m made!
No honey for me, bees got a right,
They work so hard, man, that just ain’t right!
Carrots are screamin’, hear 'em when I chew,
Gotta eat air, ‘cause that’s all I can do!
No fish, no eggs, not even a bug,
Protein's a myth, just gimme a hug.
Breathin’ in sadness, livin’ on light,
Photosynthesis, baby, I’m feelin’ so right!
I tried to eat grass, but it made me choke,
They called me a hippie, but this ain’t no joke.
I lost all my muscles, my ribs stickin’ out,
But at least no cow had to scream and shout!
My soy-powered Tesla can’t go that far,
But at least it ain’t killin’ no dinosaur!
I scream at McDonald’s, throwin’ my signs,
But deep down I’m dreamin’ of fried chicken thighs…
I don’t wear leather, no boots on my feet,
Just hemp-made sandals and tofu meat.
My friends all left me, my family too,
But cows still love me, that much is true!
I’m an UltraVegan, stronger than steel,
Livin’ on kale, man, that’s my whole meal.
I don’t eat nothin’ that casts a damn shade,
Sunlight and sadness, that’s how I’m made!
I’m an UltraVegan, fading away,
Turnin’ to dust, but that’s okay.
No steaks, no ribs, no damn ice cream,
Just me and my shadow… oh wait, that’s mean!
#VeganBattleCry #RedneckRock #MeatEater #SouthernRock #Satire #Carnivore #BBQLife #CountryRock #TofuAintTough #SteakLover #vibefoundry #vegan #veganfood
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