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VibeFoundry - Rust and Glory | Southern Rock
3:49
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VibeFoundry - Rats in the land | Redneck Rock
2:57
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VibeFoundry - Common Sense Rides Again | Redneck Rock
3:02
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VibeFoundry - Grit, Guns, and Glory | Redneck Rock
2:46
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VibeFoundry - Where'd the Heroes Go? | Southern Rock
2:31
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VibeFoundry - Coal Miners’ Grit | Redneck Rock
3:11
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VibeFoundry - Chains Came Down | Redneck Rock
3:06
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VibeFoundry - The Fire’s Comin’ | Redneck Rock
2:54
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VibeFoundry - No More Handouts | Redneck Rock
2:07
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VibeFoundry - Warborn | Redneck Rock
3:47
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VibeFoundry - Promises Kept | Patriotic Rock
3:08
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VibeFoundry - That Day Has Come | Patriotic Rock
3:46
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VibeFoundry - Shattering Walls | Redneck Rock
3:34
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VibeFoundry - The Devil Inside | Outlaw Rock
3:16
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VibeFoundry - Freedom Ain’t Measured in Gold | Southern Rock
4:16
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VibeFoundry - Steel and Bloodlines | Southern Rock
3:58
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VibeFoundry - Before the Noise | Southern Rock
4:31
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VibeFoundry - Brothers in the Sand | Patriotic Rock
4:17
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VibeFoundry - I Identify as a Gatling | Southern Rock
3:39
VibeFoundry - Turtle Soup Politics | Southern Rock
3:27
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VibeFoundry - Cans & Lead | Redneck rock
3:26
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VibeFoundry - Who Feeds You | Redneck Rock
2:20
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VibeFoundry - The Only Law I Stand By | Remastered Version
3:36
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VibeFoundry – Never Signed | Redneck Rock Anthem for the Forgotten
3:25
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VibeFoundry - Redneck Rock | Remastered Version
2:33
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VibeFoundry - Turbulence of Progress | Patriotic Rock
3:44
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VibeFoundry - The Load Few | Patriotic Rock
3:42
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VibeFoundry - Rise of the Red, White, and Blue | Patriotic Rock
3:39
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VibeFoundry - Red Dirt Rebellion | Redneck Rock
3:45
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VibeFoundry - Stand Tall for the South | Southern Rock
3:15
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VibeFoundry - The Taxman's Noose | Southern Rock
4:14
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VibeFoundry - Same Old Dirt | Southern Rock
3:28
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VibeFoundry - Can’t Fool the Sun | Southern Rock
3:36
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VibeFoundry - New Year's Battlefield | Country Rock
4:59
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VibeFoundry - Respect in Every Tip | Southern Rock
3:31
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VibeFoundry - Trigger Folk | Redneck Rock
3:13
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VibeFoundry - Wrong Place | Southern Rock
2:49
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VibeFoundry - Dumb Smart People | Redneck Rock
2:44
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VibeFoundry - Backwoods Battalion | Redneck Rock
3:02
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VibeFoundry - America | Souhern Rock
3:00
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VibeFoundry - Raised on Grit | Southern Rock
3:28
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VibeFoundry - Raise That Bastard Right | Southern Rock
3:06
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VibeFoundry - Sons of Rigs | Southern Rock
3:09
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VibeFoundry - Southern Fuel | Patriotic Southerrn Rock
2:39
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VibeFoundry - Redneck’s Prayer | Redneck Rock
3:33

VibeFoundry - Turtle Soup Politics | Southern Rock

7 months ago
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Oregon’s advisory board on mental health has turned into pure satire—one member identifies as a turtle, another as a falling star. Now imagine a redneck flipping on the TV and seeing this madness… "Turtle Soup Politics" is a hard-hitting southern rock anthem packed with electric guitars, stomping banjo, and humor that pulls no punches. If you think the world can’t get any crazier, this song is here to prove you wrong!

🎸 Listen now and let us know what you think in the comments! 🎸

Lyrics:
Woke up this mornin’, turned the TV on,
Saw a turtle in a suit, sayin’ right from wrong,
Oregon done lost it, now they’re makin’ bets,
On what’s next—a squirrel runnin’ Congress yet?

Back in my day, turtles stayed in the creek,
Didn’t make no laws, didn’t try to speak,
Now they sit in Salem, votin’ left and right,
If soup ain't an option, somethin' ain't right!

Turtle in the boardroom, meteor in the sky,
They’re makin’ up new genders, tellin’ folks what’s right,
If I walked in as a shotgun, would they let me through?
Or would they call the cops ‘cause I told ‘em the truth?

JD says, “Call me turtle, and don’t you dare say ‘she’,”
I said, “Alright, fine, but what’s that gotta do with me?”
They’re sittin’ up in office, writin’ all these bills,
Ain’t got no damn experience, just a shell and some gills!

"Welcome to Oregon, where facts don’t apply,
If you say you're a rainbow, you’re certified!"

Luke the Meteor, burnin’ hot and wild,
Thinks he’s a star, but he’s just a child,
Tried to shake his hand, but he flew right by,
Ain’t never seen a senator that high!

Sat down at Joe’s, told him what I seen,
He said, “Boy, what’s in that vaccine?”
Pulled out my phone, showed him the site,
He damn near choked on his Miller Lite!

"Hallelujah, Oregon’s lost its damn mind!"
"Now I ain’t no scholar, but I ain’t no fool,
If turtles run the Senate, I’m changin’ the rules!"

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