VibeFoundry - Church of the Carburetor | Redneck Rock

Welcome to Church of the Carburetor – a full-throttle redneck rock explosion straight outta the scrapyard! Forget priests and pulpits – this southern hymn is all wrenches, exhaust flames, and greasy salvation. With stomping beats, distorted slide guitars, gang shouts, and honky-tonk chaos, this song is a rowdy celebration of freedom, rebellion, and chrome-soaked faith. Crank it up, slam the gas, and praise the holy VIN!

Lyrics:
Built my church from rust and busted parts,
Oiled-up pews and checkered hearts.
The preacher’s drunk, the choir’s loud,
Revvin’ hymns that shake the clouds!

Hallelujah! Praise the carburetor!
No priest – just fumes and radiator!
Raise your wrenches, light that flame,
Salvation’s spelled in a VIN and name!

Ten commandments spray-painted on a hood,
“Don’t trust hybrids, chrome is good!”
Baptized sinners in motor oil,
Forgive them Lord, they drive with toil!

And I say unto y’all...
Let the exhaust rise like incense sweet,
Let every burnout be a holy feat!
No tithe but tools, no robes, just grime –
This gospel burns in overdrive time!

Hallelujah! Praise the carburetor!
No priest – just fumes and radiator!
Rev your sins out, stomp that gas,
This redneck church will kick your ass!

The EPA tried to shut us down,
Called it blasphemy on county ground.
But we pray loud with tailpipe fire,
And burn their papers on a holy pyre!

Choir of mufflers, bless this land,
Crank the gospel with greasy hands.
A sermon screamed from under a hood,
“Oil changes make your soul feel good!”

We drink communion from jugs of shine,
And pass the socket wrench in line.
Confess your sins in burnt-out smoke,
This ain't no joke – this faith ain’t broke!

Hallelujah! Praise the carburetor!
No priest – just fumes and radiator!
Roll the windows down and scream,
This is redneck’s holy dream!

When I die, don’t dig no grave,
Just bolt me to that F-150 frame.
Let the pipes roar and the moon shine bright,
I’ll ride through Heaven every night.

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