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Labrats - Booty Thunk Blues
Lyrics - Labrats, GPT4-O
Music - Suno AI
(Verse 1)
Scrollin’ through my playlist, what do I see?
A hundred half-naked folks dancin’ at me,
Talkin’ ‘bout Gucci, talkin’ ‘bout ice,
But nobody’s talkin’ ‘bout real life!
(Pre-Chorus)
Where’s my heartbreak, my soul and my fight?
All I get’s a booty in neon lights—
(Chorus)
Striptease beats, no real keys,
Shake it, break it, drop it on your knees,
Where’d the music go? I don’t even know,
It’s all twerk-twerk words and a TikTok show!
Striptease beats, no real feels,
Mic’s just a prop for the record deals,
Where’d the music go? Somebody tell me though—
Is it lost in a thong at a Vegas show?
(Verse 2)
Back in the day, we had lyrics that hurt,
Now it’s just flexin’ in somebody’s shirt,
Gave up on ballads, gave up on bands,
Now it’s just clappin’ with somebody’s hands!
(Pre-Chorus)
Where’s my rebel, my poet, my punk?
All I get’s a beat and a booty thunk—
(Chorus)
Striptease beats, no real keys,
Shake it, break it, drop it on your knees,
Where’d the music go? I don’t even know,
It’s all twerk-twerk words and a TikTok show!
Striptease beats, no real feels,
Mic’s just a prop for the record deals,
Where’d the music go? Somebody tell me though—
Is it lost in a thong at a Vegas show?
(Bridge)
Bring back the guitars, the crying in cars,
The broken-down dreams, the stitches and scars,
Not every song gotta come with a pole,
Gimme something messy, gimme some soul!
(Final Chorus)
Striptease beats, no real keys,
Shake it, fake it, aim for the cheese,
Where’d the music go? I’m dyin’ to know,
Caught somewhere deep in a glittery show!
Striptease beats, no real feels,
Lyrics so thin you could floss your meals,
Where’d the music go? Somebody tell me though—
Maybe it’s drunk in a VIP row!
(Outro)
Yeah… maybe it’s drunk in a VIP row...
🎤 (mic drop)
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