Funny Song for 🚨 Kramnik Anti-Doping Agency (KADA) at Work! 🚨 | Chess Cheating Investigation Song 🎶

The Kramnik Anti-Doping Agency (KADA) is on the case! 🕵️‍♂️ Join Chief Investigator Vladimir Kramnik as he hunts down performance enhancers in the world of chess. From Titled Tuesday controversies to engine-assisted moves, no suspicious Elo jumps go unnoticed! 😱

🎵 This original song dives into the drama, accusations, and legal battles between Kramnik and Chess.com, with a touch of humor and detective energy. Whether you see him as a crusader for fairness or just stirring up drama, one thing is certain—no silicon shall lurk!

🔥 What do you think? Is Kramnik right, or is this all just chess drama? Let us know in the comments!

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Song Lyrics:
🎶 Kramnik Anti-Doping Agency (KADA) at Work!

Late at night, on Chess.com,
Moves so sharp—something’s wrong!
Blitz so fast, never cracks,
Time for Kramnik to check the stats!

Click, click—engine scan,
Centipawn loss? Too clean, my man!
Boardroom’s hot, got my proof,
Chief Investigator on the move!

🚨 KADA at work! 🚨
No silicon shall lurk!
Stockfish fumes in the air,
Kramnik’s coming—you best beware!

Elo jumps, 300 strong,
Titled Tuesday, something’s wrong…
Fair play panel, looking blind,
But Vlad’s got forensic mind!

Lichess, Chess.com—
No one's safe, Kramnik’s on!
Bishop moves, too divine,
Sorry bro, that’s +99

🚨 KADA at work! 🚨
No silicon shall lurk!
Magnus calls? We consult,
If you’re cheating—it's your fault!

Polygraphs, game reviews,
Cross-examine all the moves!
Petrosian’s ghost gave a sign,
This ain't human, this ain't fine!

Danya’s blitz, Nihal’s speed,
Hikaru’s mouse—do we proceed?
Fair play? Or fairytale?
Only Kramnik breaks the veil!

🚨 KADA at work! 🚨
Banning bots, doing work!
Play it fair, play it clean,
Or face Kramnik’s laser beam!

"One blunder? Okay… but two in a row? We have a case!"
💻 Kramnik signing off… for now.

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