La Cumbia del Doctor el Chef

La Cumbia del Doctor el Chef
by
Tingster & The Coyotitos

(Verse 1)
In the heart of the city where the micros roar,
Past taquerías and puestos galore,
Down by La Alameda, the crowd took a peek —
Here comes Dr. Simi, with his famous Simi-sneak!

With his panza so round and his smile so wide,
Throwin' moves like he's got no pride.
But wait — ¿Qué onda? — who's spinning that way?
It’s Chef Simi with a gorro and sartén ballet!

(Chorus)
🎺 Ay, Simi, baila sin parar!
From Chapultepec to Tepito bazaar,
Doctor and Chef, in a cumbia fight —
Moonwalking down Eje Central tonight!
Baila, baila, no te rajes, carnal,
Even the tamales are joining the brawl! 🎺

(Verse 2)
They flipped and they flopped past a tianguis stand,
Spilling aguas frescas and esquites by hand.
One shouted “¡Órale, güey!” with a spicy twist,
As churros went flying through the urban mist!

They spun by el Metro, dodged a guitar,
A viejita threw coins — "¡Para el bailar!"
Even a dog with a sweater and shades,
Joined the battle of moves on the Reforma parade!

(Chorus)
🎷 Ay, Simi, baila sin parar!
Down to Xochimilco on a party boat car!
Doctor and Chef, shaking all night —
Dropping more beats than a sonidero might!
Baila, baila, échale ganas, chingón,
Even La Llorona's got her groove on! 🎷

(Bridge)
In Mexico City, you better believe —
Your doctor dances harder than you ever achieved!
He's got prescriptions for rhythm and fun,
And Chef’s cooking cumbias under the sun!

From La Condesa to Iztapalapa,
They're shaking it harder than a piñata!
Who needs medicine when you got this cure?
A Simi-sized boogie that's 100% pure!

(Verse 3)
Now if you see a doll fly up on stage,
It’s a blessing, a prayer, a cultural rage!
From stadium lights to neighborhood bars,
Simi’s the rockstar of all the bazaars.

So next time you’re sick or your feet feel sore,
Just look for the mustache twirling on the floor.
Because nothing heals like a wild, goofy spin —
With Chef and the Doc, let the dancing begin!

(Final Chorus)
🎺 Ay, Simi, baila sin parar!
Rolling down Periférico in a candy car!
Doctor and Chef, shaking the scene —
More famous than memes on a tamal machine!
Baila, baila, con alma y sazón,
¡Viva México y su cumbia del corazón! 🎺

(Outro – “¡Épale, Simi!” and “¡Vámonos, Chef!” over the music)