Collision Specialist- You Just Made the List

✨📋 YOU JUST MADE THE LIST! 📋✨
🎙️ Signal Lost: A New Eden Broadcast
🗓️ Transmission Timestamp: YC 127.04.29
🔍 Sector: High-Sec Mining Belt – Location Redacted for Operational Security

OFFENDER: Collision Specialist
CRIME: Capsuleer-grade Crasher.
DETAILS: Repeatedly weaponizing his mass by ramming into peaceful mining ships in high-security space, attempting to provoke CONCORD-intervention-worthy aggression. Mining ships trying to mind their ore? Nope.
This guy’s playing space bumper cars while you’re trying to extract Veldspar in peace.

🛑 Provoking aggression in high sec?
🚫 Weaponizing “Oops” as a strategy?
🤡 Intentionally trolling miners to trigger kill rights?

CONGRATULATIONS!
COLLISION SPECIALIST… YOU JUST MADE THE LIST!
🖊️ click (Dramatic pen flourish optional)