Benches Replace Carparks

Is the war on cars officially underway? In this biting, sarcastic monologue, we dive into the absurd £650,000 Lambeth Council plan to replace parking spaces with benches—sorry, “parklets”—on a busy South London street.

Locals on Amesbury Avenue have had enough. Blocking council workers with fake crime scene tape (twice!), residents and business owners say this plan will destroy local businesses, invite antisocial behavior, and was rolled out with zero consultation. But hey, who needs parking or functioning street lighting when you can have a random bench outside your launderette?

Join us as we unpack this urban-planning fever dream with a healthy dose of sarcasm, logic, and side-eye.

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A hilarious but scathing breakdown of 15-minute city theories in practice

Why locals are furious—and rightfully so

How councils keep spending big on small, performative changes

The growing tension between local governments and the car-driving public

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