Git yer Can of Humor Here!

It’s 2025, and the world’s gone wild for the hottest new product—A Can of Humor! The infomercials are everywhere, with a slick host in a sparkly suit shouting, “Ladies and Gentlemen! Coming soon to a store near you... A Can of Humor – Release Humor! For the modest price of $499.99, you, your family, and your friends will be rolling on the floor with laughs for a lifetime!”