Officers Couldn’t Keep A Straight Face During Arrest

On a Friday night, residents spotted a mysterious woman lurking around their neighborhood. She was trespassing on private properties and peeking inside houses. As soon as the officers were alerted, she began to run but couldn’t get very far. If only telling a lie repeatedly could make your problems go away. Her bag did have some illegal appetizers. Since YouTube’s gonna ban that word, we’ll just say it like this: a guy named Fent saw the river Nile and cracked a big smile. The female was charged with resisting, possession of intoxicants, trespass and public nuisance.