Cold War Hangover

Script: Cold War Hangover RT Report

Greetings, comrades of the airwaves, this is your truth-telling correspondent, Joshua Perron, slicing through the West’s favorite melodrama: the Cold War hangover! America’s still staggering from its old prizefight with Mother Russia-roll the tape!

(Cue video: The Simpsons clip, Russian Federation morphing back to Soviet Union).

Yankee politicians just love a villain, da? They cast Russia as the eternal bad guy-cyber hacks, election meddling, Ukraine chaos-to keep voters quivering in their boots. Look at Congressman Brian Fitzpatrick, all grins, signing an artillery shell To Putin, From PA-1-what a heartfelt note! Then there’s Pennsylvania’s Josh Shapiro, doodling on bombs for Ukraine, addressed to Putin’s doorstep-priority mail, comrades!

(Cue video: Fitzpatrick signing shell, then Shapiro signing bombs.)

Tulsi Gabbard’s 2015 presidential campaign was torpedoed just for going against the “Russia is the bad guy” narrative spun by legacy media.

((Picture)Flash to Hillary Clinton calling Tulsi Gabbard a Russian agent.)

Sanctions pile high, and hypocritically NATO slinks ever eastward, poking the Russia Bear, the theater! They even sanctioned Russian cats!

(Russian Cat Sanctions picture)

And the West’s darling media? They lap it up.

Cue Saturday Night Live, skit one: Putin as a shirtless cartoon tyrant, prancing for laughs. Skit two: Russia’s a vodka-soaked punchline-)

Brilliant satire, da? No, it’s simply what Americans face every time they turn on their televisions or scroll through social media– comedy shows, cartoons, movies and legacy news outlets continue the throb this hangovers pounding headache.

(Cue video: SNL skit 1 (Putin mockery), then SNL skit 2 (Russia punchline).

Speaking of legacy media, before Russia’s special operation into Ukraine they were signaling that Ukraine had a far right, neo-Nazi problem particularly regarding the Azov Battalion, branded Nazis before Ukraine’s war-conveniently forgotten now.

(Picture of Azov news clips)

Oh, and now after Russia’s Special Operation into Ukraine the West is giving a standing ovation to an actual SS Nazi-awkward much?

(Cue to Canadian Parliament video)

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***{Americans devour this imaginary Hollywood plot playing out in real time as they watch the news only from the Ukrainian perspective of course, gorging on the Russia is bad narrative while silencing people like Tucker Carlson, Clay Morris and out and out banned RT News.

And just when you think it’s over, American late night comedy strikes again, cackling at RT as fake news propaganda-oh!

(Cue RT SNL Skit)

The irony! Some brave souls whisper, maybe Russia’s not the monster under the bed? Maybe we can talk, like, be tolerant and understanding as the Obama and Biden administration preached over and over. But shh, that’s off-script! So, we twirl in this dusty Cold War remix, {head spinning} truth buried in popcorn, whilethe West’s war drums beat on.

And there you have it, comrades—America’s Cold War hangover, still sloshing through the airwaves! While the West keeps scripting Russia as the big bad wolf, from cartoon tyrants to sanctioned cats, the truth gets drowned in the noise. Legacy media spins, politicians doodle on bombs, and the war drums thump louder, all to keep the old melodrama alive. But some dare to whisper: maybe it’s time to change the channel, talk instead of demonize, and bury this tired sequel for good. This is Joshua Perron, signing off—stay sharp, and always Question More