if you're honest w/ yourself you will realize yer own faults

i'm getting overtime tonight
if i wasn't bad at certain things i wouldn't be better at other things
sometimes i don't appreciate, good thing i know who is perfect
my friend kimberly just texted me
anything beyond three emojis indicates that you're retarded
i explain myself (and everything else) quite well
those that hate you don't want or need an explanation
very conspiratorial but i will listen to all angles
at least a two year old has that excuse
nobody seems to mind being infantilized
all i do is admit things that are wrong w/ me
we can enjoy this part of the road for thirty seconds
you gotta work w/ what chu have
many just whine that they don't have different cards
EXCUSE MEH!
i have to indicate that i'm not actually serious
young n dumb, i used to be just like that
...and then i became an alcoholic