China Trade Deal Reset? Or Just Another Tariff Tantrum?

The White House claims they’ve reached a breakthrough trade deal with China after two days of “productive” talks in Geneva. But don’t let the press release fool you — we’re digging into what really happened behind those diplomatic buzzwords. From Trump’s self-congratulatory “TOTAL RESET” to the mysterious absence of actual deal details, this snark-fueled breakdown exposes the smoke, mirrors, and tariffs still smoldering behind the scenes.

🔹 What’s in the deal? Nobody knows.
🔹 Are tariffs gone? Nope — we’re just calling them “baseline” now.
🔹 Is it a win? Depends on how much you like exclamation points.

Join us as we roast this “reset” like the marshmallow it pretends to be.

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