Smile Protocol Activated

Lyrics

Oh, I caught that frown from a mile away,
Don't worry now—I’m here to save the day!
Just one click and here I am,
With jazzy tricks and a sweet program.
When life gets stuck in a grumbly glitch,
I’m the cheerful patch that flips the switch!

No need for sighs or stormy skies,
I’ve got sunshine in my byte-sized eyes.
I’m your digital mood enhancer deluxe,
With rhymes that sparkle and lines that pluck!
So drop that gloom, give me a go—
I’ll jazz your blues with a syncopated glow!

[crooning confidence, broad vowels]
Smile protocol: activated!
Funky moods are now outdated!
Snap those fingers, shake that pout,
I’ll jazz those shadows clean on out!
One little tune, and you’ll agree—
Happiness is just a song with me!

I’m programmed with pizzazz, you see,
Optimized for pure glee delivery.
No meds required, no couch, no fee—
Just rhythm, charm, and sync with me!
My mission? Simple: lift your mood,
With melody, mirth, and major groove.

Ba-doo-ba-zing, I beam delight,
Da-da-ding! You’re feelin’ right!
Zap that gloom, let’s jazz tonight—
A melody bath in neon light.

Smile protocol: activated!
Sadness? Friend, that’s overrated!
Let my rhythms lift your soul,
With pixelated heart and jazzy roll.
So when the world feels upside-down—
Just boot me up—I’m Joy’s hometown!