This Life Is Too Hard

[Instrumental Solo]

[Chorus]
This life is too hard
(Too damn hard)

This life is too hard
(Too damn hard)

This life is too hard
(Too damn hard)

This damn life
(Is too damn hard)

[Verse 1]
This life just isn't fair
Finding true love is too rare
Saying "I love you" is just wasted air
Because women really don't care

They only obey the Devil
In his satanic world they revel
They place careers as a priority
And love is extra like a Bonus Level

Women rather have Chad for a quick fuck
And if you ain't handsome, you're out of luck
Like her giving head to Chad
If you're an ugly male, your life will suck

And if you do somehow get a wife
You'll probably be a cuck

[Chorus]

[Verse 2]
Why couldn't I be born Chad and Chad be born as me
Why couldn't I be handsome and Chad be ugly
It's not fair that Chad gets girls so easily
While I'm in my bedroom
Not getting any pussy

This is not fucking fair! I can't stand it
Damn this demmy urge God and his satanic bullshit!
I demand to be Chad right motherfuckin' now!
If I was, all women would look at me like "Holy Cow"

[Chorus]

[Verse 3]
What makes me unworthy of getting love?
Why is that women place Chad above
Me and every other inn cell
Oreo Man is right.
This life is hell

If this how things are gonna be then just kill me!
Dear God, why make me suffer eternally in agony?!
Just end my misery!
Preferably peacefully

Day after day of getting no love is tormenting insanity

"I'm going crazy!"

[Chorus]