[Instrumental Solo] [Chorus] This life is too hard (Too damn hard) This life is too hard (Too damn hard) This life is too hard (Too damn hard) This damn life (Is too damn hard) [Verse 1] This life just isn't fair Finding true love is too rare Saying "I love you" is just wasted air Because women really don't care They only obey the Devil In his satanic world they revel They place careers as a priority And love is extra like a Bonus Level Women rather have Chad for a quick fuck And if you ain't handsome, you're out of luck Like her giving head to Chad If you're an ugly male, your life will suck And if you do somehow get a wife You'll probably be a cuck [Chorus] [Verse 2] Why couldn't I be born Chad and Chad be born as me Why couldn't I be handsome and Chad be ugly It's not fair that Chad gets girls so easily While I'm in my bedroom Not getting any pussy This is not fucking fair! I can't stand it Damn this demmy urge God and his satanic bullshit! I demand to be Chad right motherfuckin' now! If I was, all women would look at me like "Holy Cow" [Chorus] [Verse 3] What makes me unworthy of getting love? Why is that women place Chad above Me and every other inn cell Oreo Man is right. This life is hell If this how things are gonna be then just kill me! Dear God, why make me suffer eternally in agony?! Just end my misery! Preferably peacefully Day after day of getting no love is tormenting insanity "I'm going crazy!" [Chorus]