💥 Macron BUSTED with “Coke Bag”? Kamala’s High? | French First Lady Scandal Gets Weird 🇫🇷

What did we just witness?

French President Macron gets caught with what looks like a bag of cocaine in a viral video… and the internet is losing its mind. Was it a handkerchief? A stirrer? Or just another day in the EU elite coke club?

Meanwhile, people are raising even more questions about his controversial relationship with Brigitte Macron — was she born male? Was she his teacher? And why is no one in legacy media talking about it?

And finally... what’s going on with Kamala Harris? The VP has had some seriously bizarre public appearances lately — slurred words, awkward laughs, and glazed eyes. People are wondering: has she even been sober since the 2020 election?

Join me for a fast, satirical breakdown of the world’s weirdest political soap opera.

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⏱️ Timestamps:
00:00 - Macron’s Bag of Mystery: Coke or Hanky?
04:35 - Macron’s Alleged “Groomer” Marriage and Trans Rumors
12:55 - Kamala Harris: Vice President or Vodka Enthusiast?
20:20 - Final Roast + Viewer Comments