Shark Head!

Meet Stan “The Snapper” Kowalski, a scrappy surf shop clerk from Venice Beach, known for his questionable life choices and a tattoo of a taco on his bicep. It’s summer 2025, and Stan’s out surfing off Malibu, chasing waves and daydreaming about his next burrito. The water’s calm, the sun’s blazing, and Stan’s feeling like Poseidon—until a 12-foot hammerhead shark decides he looks like lunch. The beast charges, jaws wide, and chomps Stan’s board clean in half, grazing his leg. Most folks would scream and paddle for shore. Not Stan. He’s got a different vibe: pure, unhinged defiance.