Atlantis Fights Ocean Pollution!

The ocean’s getting murkier by the day. Down in Atlantis, a shimmering underwater metropolis of coral skyscrapers and bioluminescent Uber-seahorses, the locals are ticked off. The Atlanteans, led by their sassy mayor, Queen Tritonella, have had it with humans peeing in their pool—er, ocean. Every summer, cruise ships, beachgoers, and rogue surfers let loose, turning the Atlantic into a warm, yellow-tinged nightmare. “It’s not just the fish complaining,” Tritonella fumes at a city council meeting, waving a seashell tablet with water quality stats. “The mer-dolphins are threatening to unionize, and my kelp garden smells like a porta-potty!”