BREAKING: House Bill 666 — The Menopause Bill — has been introduced to the Texas Legislature

🚨BREAKING: House Bill 666 — The Menopause Bill — has been introduced to the Texas Legislature! 👵🍼💼

In light of the wild success of the “Child Support Upon Conception” bill, I humbly presented HB666: a bold, bipartisan, bone-dry-womb proposal that ensures women who’ve gone through menopause are NOT left behind in the child support conversation.

Because if we're assigning financial responsibility from the first missed period, it’s only fair we extend it to the last one too. 💰⚖️

This bill recognizes:
✅ The emotional labor of decades of fertility
✅ The hormonal sacrifices
✅ The right to retroactive compensation for every awkward hot flash suffered in silence

Some say it's satire.
Some say it's sanity.
All I’m saying is: if we’re going to make absurd laws, let’s make equally absurd and inclusive ones.

🎥 WATCH the full video to see me hold back laughter as I pitch House Bill 666 with the seriousness it absolutely deserves.

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