Plastic Jesus

Title: Snake Talks: The Plastic Jesus, The Green Antichrist, and the Great Con

Snake lights a cigarette, his eyes hidden behind mirrored shades. He leans against a rusted jeep in the desert heat. The camera rolls.

Snake:

You ever hear of Plastic Jesus? Not the song — the symbol. That fake savior they stick on dashboards. Smooth. Shiny. Hollow. Smiling like he means something. That’s what I see when I look at David de Rothschild.

Yeah, that Rothschild. The pretty one. Hair like a shampoo commercial, teeth like the sun. Talking about saving the whales while his family bankrolls both ends of every dirty war since Napoleon put on his first boot.

They call him an environmentalist. A nature-loving prince. The kind of guy who builds a boat outta plastic bottles and sails it across the ocean for awareness. Awareness. Like we ain't aware that the ocean’s full of trash already. We’re drowning in it.

And then he writes a booklet. A little green pamphlet. Full of hope. Solutions. Smug optimism. Makes me wanna puke.

See, the devil don’t come with horns and a pitchfork. Not anymore. He comes in eco-linen, with a trust fund and a brand deal. Preaches carbon offsets while flying private. Sells you a guilt subscription for a crime his family invented.

He’s the Anti-Christ, alright. Not 'cause he hates God. ‘Cause he plays God. Because he sells salvation in recyclable packaging — and you pay for it with your soul... and a Visa card.

That global warming concert? The one with the celebrities? The yachts? The light show using more power than a third world country? That was the Black Mass in broad daylight. Worshipping the Earth like it’s some new religion. But they don’t love nature — they market it.

You want to know the truth?

The trees don’t need saving. The whales don’t need concerts. The planet doesn’t need Rothschild.

We do.

We need truth. We need justice. We need to unplug the system. Not feed it green tokens and call it progress.

So next time you see Plastic Jesus, ask yourself: is he guiding you... or selling you something?