I'm Afraid of Getting Married

Just like millions of men across the USA, I also have a fear of getting married. I would like to think that we all know what happens in a divorce. Generally, the man is the breadwinner. That means, according to the law, the woman is entitled to HALF of what the man has.
Alimony, child support, real-estate, stocks, mutual funds. However, there's one thing that she is after. HER CHILDREN.
She will use them as pawns so that she can get more money from you.