Don't Know Jack

A video by someone who is only partially real about another person who is not real.

Music: Alea Gonmaug
Words: Travis Bradbury

Lyrics
You don't know Jack and neither do I
It turns out that Jack is not a real guy
Keep that in mind as I tell this story
All about Jack - it may get kind of gory

Jack had a knife he thought was his wife
He didn't have a lot going on with his life
He cut himself real bad, which made him feel so sad
How could the woman betray him?

Jack had a gun he loved like a son
You wouldn't believe the kinds of things they'd done
The child spoke his first word about some kind of bird
So Jack sent the boy to college, Magna Cum Laude

What happened next, well Jack built a bomb
And that's right, it reminded him of his mom
Jack had lots of problems of the family sort
'Til his mom passed on with a loud report

Maybe my story has a moral - if so, I ain't tellin'
I just hope you buy whatever I'm sellin'
Perhaps some day you'll get stabbed in the head
With all the ideas behind what I've said.