Space Ice & Redeye: Steven Seagal Sloppy Slap of Shame & Lethal Justice

Today we witness the saddest championship of all time: Steven Seagal's Sloppy Slap of Shame by finding out who's wasted their life the most by knowing Seagal the best. Seagal also fights AGAINST Nazis for once, an experience he once described as "flrrrrvvvrrrermmmmon". Whatever he meant by that still has scientists stumped to this day