GTFTS E1: New England Sailing Directions (1882)

Welcome to GTFTS — Get the F to Sleep.

Tonight’s episode is a word-for-word reading of Sailing Directions for the Principal Ports of the United States East Coast, published in 1882.

We’ll be covering topics such as buoy locations, fog signal protocols, coastal light patterns, and the general navigational concerns of 19th-century mariners.

It’s unclear if this information is still accurate. But what is clear… is that you’ll probably be unconscious before we even reach Cape Cod.

No plot. No profanity. No music. Just pure, slow, maritime sedation.

Good night.

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