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Feral Human Pt 5
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"I'm sorry, but would you care to explain that last part one more time?" said the human medic, a thick drawl in his accent.
"As I said, our medics were attempting to communicate, apparently to share a meal with him to earn his trust and he viciously attacked my commander" stated the captain coldly, clearly unimpressed by the blasé attitude displayed by the human.
"Uh huh, I saw the vid on the way over and I gotta say, you were doing okay till he went in all stiff and armed. To be honest, that was kind of a mild reaction considering what the poor boy went through just to make it to adulthood" he stretched and yawned, scratching his head "Long journeys always make me tired though, so I'll interview the medic and get some sleep if that works for you guys?".
The Captain grimaced, he hated humans and their lack of formality "Fine. Do as you wish. But you only have until we have finished our 'shore leave' as you humans put it" his eyes harden at his next words "After that, he's your problem and we fully expect a public apology from a diplomatic envoy".
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