Terraforming with Tom

Scientology Sci-Fi Story: Terraforming with Tom
Starring Tom Cruise as Commander Theta X — First Ambassador of the Solar Reformation

INTRO SCENE: "MEN GET MARS, WOMEN GET VENUS"
In a glowing Scientology cathedral floating above Earth’s exosphere, Tom Cruise, now Commander Theta X, preaches to a congregation of high-ranking Thetans:

“It’s simple. Men get Mars. Women get Venus. Balance. Duality. Just like the universe intended. And now... we’re gonna play cosmic billiards.”

He grins and slaps a glowing cue ball Earth into a solar system hologram like he’s back in The Color of Money.

“We break the system. We line up the shots. One planet at a time. Let’s terraform.”

PART 1: BRING MERCURY TO MARS TO WARM IT UP
Objective: Heat up Mars using Mercury as an orbital heat source or mass core.
Methods:
🛰️ 1. SOLAR SAIL ARRAY
Attach mega solar sails to Mercury using graphene and mylar.

Use solar radiation pressure to slowly shift Mercury’s orbit outward over decades.

Steer it with precision toward a Martian transfer orbit.

“Solar wind is just galactic breath. You catch it with sails,” says Tom.

💣 2. NUCLEAR DETONATION PROPULSION
Set off a series of underground nukes on Mercury’s far side to gently push it.

Detonations calculated by OT-Level physicists to avoid planetary fragmentation.

Inspired by Project Orion (but way bigger, and totally confidential).

“Sometimes you gotta break a few atoms to heat a cold world,” Tom shrugs.

🌌 3. JUPITER GRAVITY ASSIST
Use Jupiter’s massive gravity to slingshot Mercury on a new trajectory.

Requires careful timing and a flyby near Venus for course correction.

“We’ll use the gas giant to pull off the greatest bank shot in history.”

PART 2: BRING NEPTUNE TO COOL VENUS & BRING WATER
Objective: Lower Venus's temperature and seed it with water.
Methods:
❄️ 1. TOW ICE MOONS FROM NEPTUNE
Capture Neptune’s moon Triton or icy KBOs.

Use fusion drives or antimatter propulsion to send them crashing gently into Venus.

Each impact lowers temps and deposits oceans' worth of water.

“Venus is dry and mad. We're gonna make her cry.”

🛸 2. NEPTUNE ATMOSPHERE BALLOON TRANSFER
Harvest Neptune’s hydrogen/methane atmosphere.

Store in helium-3 reinforced grav-balloons.

Deploy them into Venus’s orbit to dilute CO₂ and trigger a slow cooling.

“It’s not terraforming. It’s therapy.”

🕶️ 3. SPACE MIRRORS AND SUNSHADES
Build a ring of giant sunshades around Venus using mined asteroids.

Reflect sunlight away and reduce surface temperatures.

“Cool her off before we quench her thirst,” Tom explains.

PART 3: MOVE VENUS AND MARS SLIGHTLY FOR HABITABILITY
Objective: Adjust orbits for optimal insolation (sunlight levels) for life.
Methods:
🚀 1. NUCLEAR THRUSTERS ON PLANETARY POLES
Build continent-scale fusion engines at Mars and Venus poles.

Fire over centuries to nudge the orbit incrementally.

“It’s not destruction. It’s redirection,” says Tom, lighting a glowing thetan cigar.

☀️ 2. GIGANTIC SOLAR SAIL TRAILERS
Latch sails to asteroids near Mars/Venus and let them pull/push via solar wind.

Sail-tugs operate autonomously, applying constant but gentle force.

“Cosmic pool game. Use soft hands, good spin, and 1,000 years of patience.”

🌀 3. PLANETARY MASS DRIVERS
Launch heavy payloads from Mars/Venus surface with electromagnetic railguns.

Conservation of momentum causes tiny orbital recoil every launch.

“We eject our waste into space — and let physics do the moving.”

EPILOGUE: THE NEW HEAVEN AND EARTH
As Tom oversees a cathedral floating over a freshly rivered Venus and a greening Mars, he reflects:

“Mars is for the warriors. Venus for the dreamers. And Earth... Earth was the table we broke the rack on.”

A final title card appears:
"This is not science fiction. This is Operating Thetan Level Infinity."