It Must Be True Because AJ Said So

[Verse 1]
He's the voice of truth, or so they claim,
Wears his lies like a badge of fame.
Punched a dog, made Granny die,
But sure, he's your moral guy.

[Pre-Chorus]
Whispers rumours, spins his thread,
Leaves the facts cold and dead.
Still they nod, still they glow,
"It must be true, 'cause AJ said so."

[Chorus]
It must be true, he’s got the clout,
Even if his soul's full of doubt.
Backed by crooks, but they all know —
It must be true, 'cause AJ said so.
Yeah, it must be true, 'cause AJ said so.

[Verse 2]
His record stinks, his hands ain’t clean,
But somehow he’s the gossip king.
Drives the weak to disappear,
Still they call him wise and clear.

[Pre-Chorus]
Truth’s on trial, lies parade,
While real lives are torn and flayed.
AJ grins and steals the show —
"It must be true, 'cause AJ said so."

[Chorus]
It must be real, 'cause he declared,
Never mind the truth impaired.
His circle’s shady, rotten below —
But it must be true, 'cause AJ said so.
Yeah, it must be true, 'cause AJ said so.

[Bridge]
What’s truth when fame’s enough?
When crooks give crooks a golden glove?
He made a hell and called it peace —
Now he's the priest of disbelief.

[Final Chorus]
So raise a glass to the liar’s game,
To AJ Lashbrook’s house of shame.
If you're dodgy, join the show —
"It must be true, 'cause AJ said so!"
Yeah, it must be true… 'cause AJ said so.
(It must be true… if the Lashbrooks say so.)