Humans don’t evolve. We adapt and ruin. It’s not the same thing.

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DiegoPuddlemore

Evolution is slow. Momma Nature takes her time. Humans don’t. We brute force the next system update with caffeine, processed foods and 47 types of trauma.
Got anxiety? That’s just sensory advantage in a predatory environment. Depression? That’s your brain hitting the brakes in a world that never lets you stop. Anger? Fuel for getting shit done when things suck.
Aliens show up expecting harmony and balance. They find debt, Wi-Fi, 400 kinds of milk, and some sorority chick going viral for spittin on that thang. And somehow, we make it work. We build cities out of dirt and probably lots of greed and spite. We scream into the void for a few likes. And when it all falls apart? We meme, we laugh and we start over with a stick, a flame, and a new dating app.
We’re not evolved. We’re just stubborn little idiots wrapped in skin and sarcasm. And that is why we win.. shiittt