EVERY WHICH WAY IS LOOSE at Xfinity Series Charlotte - Reaction May 24 2025 from Nuclear Heatwave

CBM and the Captain get LOOSE in every way possible while calling the NASCAR Xfinity Series BetMGM 300 at Charlotte Motor Speedway, in Concord, North Carolina on May 24, 2025.

Too many Commercials on CW means more time for Advertisement Annihilation! CBM goes off on BLUECHEW, then finally looks up what plans they offer, and how their pricing is not exactly kosher. CBM also talks about intricacies of the Generation 5 Car of Tomorrow ride currently employed in the Xfinity Series, such as Shifting, Fuel Mileage, Tire Mounts, etc. They are indeed able to watch this race in the Detroit Area, although that is due to the Xfinity Stream service channeling a DVRed version from Indianapolis. And lastly, how JJ YELEY needs to get his Driver's License REVOKED...and just who would help tutor him in order to pass his Driver's test at the local DMV (or BMV in Indiana).

Topics covered include the Proper Booking of PRO WRESTLING, memories of JEB BURTON getting JOBBED, Subway's Papier Mache Meatball Subs, Nabisco NABS, Salerno HIPPODROMES, the Dancing Ability of MICHAEL WALTRIP, how NASCAR should go to GPS Monitoring instead of using SCORING LOOPS, how the Nuclear Heatwave would market JAGUAR, and more!

00:00-05:04 Intro, Begin Stage 1, PACKING AIR
05:05-07:27 CBM Goes Off on the BENT CARROT Inset Promo, WERKing the Truewerk
07:28-09:03 Vuori, Lululemon & Libertarian Philosophy, Tajin
09:04-10:35 Stage 1 in Progress, Kris Wright Spin
10:36-12:44 CBM Loses it on BLUECHEW, Bad Commercials 1
12:45-14:50 23XI Special Edition SHADY RAYS Sunglasses
14:51-19:44 Stage 1 in Progress 2, Sheldon Creed FIT FACTS
19:45-21:47 Every Charlotte Race is Loose, Bad Commercials 2
21:48-25:22 Subway JARED, Disgusting Meatball Subs, Lawsuits Over Footlong Length
25:23-28:44 Stage 1 in Progress 3, Ryan Sieg, Austin Dillon
28:45-31:15 How We Are Watching THIS PRE-EMPTED RACE...Get it From Indianapolis, That's How
31:16-33:45 End of Stage 1, JEB GOT JOBBED
33:46-36:45 Nabisco NABS and Lance Toasty Crackers, Bad Commercials 3
36:46-37:43 Update on the U.S. PENNY
37:44-38:59 Begin Stage 2
39:00-40:44 BLUECHEW in Gumball Machines? Lance Toasty Redux
40:45-42:53 We Want Salerno HIPPODROMES! And Cups on a String
42:54-43:41 The CAPTAIN Goes Off AGAIN on the Number of Caution Laps
43:42-47:27 Stage 2 in Progress, Connor Zilisch Getting Looser
47:28-49:02 Does BLUECHEW Give You a BENT CARROT? Bad Commercials 4
49:03-50:04 What if Nuclear Heatwave Markets JAGUAR? Off-brand Karl Lagerfeld
50:05-51:53 Stage 2 in Progress 2
51:54-53:22 Ridiculous Number of CW Commercials Compared to Yesteryear, Chase Briscoe LANCE Car
53:23-55:57 JJ YELEY, Anthony Alfredo & ROLLIE
55:58-1:00:03 CBM Eviscerates the BLUECHEW Monthly Plans, 'Active', 'Busy', 'Popular' and 'Pro'
1:00:04-1:01:56 End of Stage 2
1:01:57-1:04:03 BLUECHEW Fails the Economy of Scale, FRED TAYLOR
1:04:04-1:10:03 Begin Final Stage, William Byron's Speeding Penalty
1:10:04-1:17:55 Can a POMERANIAN Drive Better than JJ YELEY? Shifting a Gen5 Car Of Tomorrow, Maserati V8 Sounds
1:17:56-1:21:14 Final Stage in Progress
1:21:15-1:22:59 Renting Airbnb to BADDIES, Bad Commercials 5
1:23:00-1:29:29 Fuel Mileage and Window for the Gen5 Car Of Tomorrow
1:29:30-1:33:04 ALFREDO SAUCE's Jack is Stuck, Taylor Gray Shedding ALLIGATORS
1:33:05-1:35:37 Final Stage in Progress 2
1:35:38-1:37:26 Do You Trust Subway NACHOS? Bad Commercials 6
1:37:27-1:38:16 The Captain Rips on Side-by-Side Commercials
1:38:17-1:41:06 Booking Pro Wrestlers to be STARS, WWE INSANE Ticket Prices
1:41:07-1:44:40 Final Stage in Progress 3
1:44:41-1:46:00 The Captain Should be the AEW BOOKER
1:46:01-1:49:58 Apple-Verizon Pepto-Bismol, Kaopectate, LMNT & Salt Tablets...Bad Commercials 7
1:49:59-2:00:20 Final Stage in Progress 4
2:00:21-2:04:55 Justin Allgaier, Sheldon Creed DIDN'T PIT??? Monumental Decision Here
2:04:56-2:07:16 Brandon Jones, Ryan Sieg, Harrison Burton Incident
2:07:17-2:10:39 CBM's Hot Under the DOG COLLAR, The Dance Career of MICHAEL WALTRIP
2:10:40-2:15:59 JJ YELEY Wrecked Katherine Legge, Yeley Needs His DRIVER'S LICENSE REVOKED!
2:16:00-2:18:44 Final Stage in Progress 5
2:18:45-2:27:21 NASCAR Scoring Loop FIASCO, Awful Slot Machine Trophy Looks Like it's from 1979
2:27:22-2:33:40 End of Final Stage, William Byron Wins
2:33:41-2:36:46 Outro