#DEMONICRATS @WhoopAssTM

..In a world where democracy is being distorted...sinister snakes slither in the shadows of the DC swamp.
Masters of illusion, Intent on implicating the innocent and elevating elitists.
Stupid Socialist Studios, in association with Tyrannical Tirade Television a DC Swamp/ Marxist World Elitist/TDS/ LIB-TARD Production
Brought to you by:
George Soros, Bill Gates, Pfizer, Johnson & Johnson, BlackRock, DNC, ANTIFA, BLM, LGPTQ+P, Project Blue, AND Depends Shamelessly present:
DEMONICRAT
Samuel L Jackson: "gitt deez Muh-Fuggin' snakes out dis Muh-Fuggin' White House"
Jimmy Kimmel.... (cried)
Bill Clinton: "I did not un-alive that guy with the island", "baby oil?cool!"
Stephen Colbert: "FASCIST!"
Jussie Smollett: " MAGA-MAN touched my wee-wee"
Trevor Noah: "RACIST"
The New York Times says "I know you are, but what am I"
Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson says,"can you smell, ell, ell ell ellluhhh....
The Los Angeles Times calls it: "Trumps Fault"
…..when the POTUS. IS …POOPIN'?!?!
Seth Meyer: "orange man bad"
John Stewart replied... "DEPENDS!!!
This is no ordinary threat. It's an orchestrated onslaught.
Witness delusional wicked woke worms diligently defy and defile decency thru diversity, disguised as DEl designed to destroy, dilute, disgrace, and distort democracy. Confused communist, cringe-worthy chameleons constantly codify communist counterculture, cover-up corruption, regurgitate racist rants, recycled as radical reform rejecting any reason.
Make no mistake: here is where hypocrisy meets history
Traitors trample tradition. Masters of manipulation multitask, mangle masculinity, juggle gibberish jargon in the name of perverting pride. Manifesting the Mussolini mambo, the communist crawl, a dangerous delusional dance, fabricating facts, hurling the Hitler hype, formulating a fictional façade, furiously flinging feces, flying their fascist fog flag.
From the same people that brought you:
"Weekend at Biden'", "White Powder in the White House", "No Quid-Pro Joe", "Russia, Russia, Russia", "Bleach Bit Bash", "The DNA Dress, "Dancing with Ellen", "Palestine is a Real Place", "Jihad on Campus" (the sequel), "Mostly Peaceful Protests", "Wet-Market Bats in Woo Han", "Seventeen Jabs"|the sequel), and "You, You, You Know the Thing?"
Starring:
George Clooney, John Cusack, Alec Baldwin, Mark Hammill, Jamie Lee Curtis, Robert De Niro, Jane Fonda, Ben Stiller, Tom Hanks, Michael Keaton, Josh Gad, Alec Baldwin, George Lopez & Whoopi Goldberg, Written and Directed by:
Stephen King, Rob Reiner, Michael Moore, Spike Lee, Joss Whedon, Elizabeth Whedon.
Carti B, Cher, Barbra Streisand, Bruce Springsteen, Taylor Swift, Jennifer Lopez,
NOW SHOWING on: (including, but not limited to)
CNN, MSNBC, CNBC, ABC, CBS, NBC, PBS and NPR / Showtimes: 24/7/365
Legal:
Any names, likenesses or events mentioned above, do not necessarily reflect the opinions of people who have had their head buried in the sand for the last 30 years. Furthermore, to those that this may offend... You should pick up a Bible, read the Constitution and seek psychiatric help before you vote in the next election. Anyone who regards this as anything but a parody is not only admitting the truth but probably actively participated.
You can't make this stuff up. Have a nice day. #ChristIsKing (no animals were harmed in the making of this fucking hilarious skit..)
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