Hamas to Witkoff: Ceasefire? Only If You End the War

In this snark-filled breakdown, we unpack Hamas’ response to Donald Trump’s Middle East envoy Steve Witkoff’s ceasefire proposal. Hamas says it’s open to releasing hostages—but only if Israel agrees to a permanent end to the war and a full withdrawal from Gaza. Israel? Not so fast. With over 54,000 Palestinians dead and Netanyahu’s cabinet clinging to hardline demands, the peace process feels more like political theater than actual diplomacy. Will Witkoff’s plan go anywhere, or is this just another rerun in the world’s most tragic soap opera?