Big Gus the Pankster Whale

Okay, here’s a quick tale that’ll make you chuckle. Off the coast of Cape Cod, there was this massive humpback whale, Big Gus, known for being a bit of a prankster among the local marine life. One sunny afternoon, a fancy yacht packed with tourists cruised by, all snapping selfies and sipping overpriced lemonade. Big Gus, feeling a bit cheeky, had been holding in a colossal bladderful after chowing down on a krill buffet.