Trump Drones Florida

NPR: Florida skies are filled with unmanned drones in mass flying just feet above the inner-coastal region of Dade County. All while confused onlookers scramble to find cover from the unusual military style formation. Anonymous sources are telling us these are fully militarized and armed unmanned combat drones. We have not received confirmation on the number of casualties. We will keep reporting as trump's horrible display of dictatorial power plays out over Florida. ~ Reporting NPR. (parody)