Stupid News Update: Pride Month is Here, But not for Insecure Men

June is pride month, which is where a marginalized community can be celebrated… Or, ignored. You can choose.

But, if you’re an insecure fella with a small willie, like Mark Fitzpatrick, you can’t just ignore something that doesn’t appeal to you, you have to use your insecurities about the size of your small willie to push you to action.

Thus, you have something as completely moronic as “Hetero Awesome Fest,” something a thousand times gayer than Pride Month.

The world we live in.

My eyes, they roll.