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Here’s a little tale about Fartopia, the world’s most explosive new supplement!
So, Jerry, a middle-aged accountant with a passion for bean burritos and a notorious reputation at the office for his, ahem, silent but deadly moments, stumbles across an ad for Fartopia: “Unleash the Power Within! Feel the relief of a giant fart, multiple times a day!” The tagline promises “natural ingredients for maximum air-biscuit production.” Jerry, who’s always dreamed of owning his flatulence like a superpower, orders a bottle faster than you can say “crop dust.”