Lt Dan Patrick said this was the most productive session ever.....yea right

🧠💥 “Most productive session ever!”
That’s what Lt. Dan Patrick said… with a straight face.
Meanwhile, I’m over here like — “Say WHAT?” 😐

Let’s run the tape:

✅ Bills passed: 1,259
🐏 New laws about hunting aoudad sheep? ✔️
🚫 Equal shared parenting? Never touched.
🛣️ Renamed highways? Dozens.
🏠 Insurance reform? LOL, nope.
🏛️ Long weekends + Beyoncé Day? You bet.

And the cherry on top? They almost passed a bill to make retroactive child support law. It’s coming back — and most Texans still won’t lift a finger.

📉 Real problems? Ignored.
📈 Symbolic fluff? Prioritized.

If this is what “productive” looks like, I’d hate to see lazy.

🎧 New Pissed Off Parent episode out now.
This isn’t politics. This is parody — and WE’RE the punchline.

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