“New Item” (🎶)

New Item✅

They’ll say I was selfish
They’ll say I was greedy
They’ll say I was unloving
And that I didn’t know how to share
Or care for others

I got this new item
You plus me like a bogo
Buy one get one
Everyone loves a good deal

But you and me just feels wrong
Like I’m getting ripped off
I’m emptying my pockets for something
Everyone else gets for free
And I’m not a fool you can steal from me

Caught your bad ass red handed
So I think I’m gonna have to get even
That five finger discount just might cost you your life cuz you ain’t robbing mine

This right here is special
Like a gift with purchase
But like a white elephant
Lately I’ve been thinking
With the company I’ve been keeping
I’d rather just keep all my gifts for me
And I’m not talking about your stuff and things
That shit that takes up space in landfills
While your trash ass is rotting in a grave
Polluting the planet and the air waves
Yeah you must think you’re the shit
cuz you really really stink

Mr Hot Commodity
Ms New It thing
I’m not looking for what your selling
All you have is something I don’t need
You can’t objectify me
I’m not a tester so don’t try me
No matter how many times you tried to break me
I might be sensitive but I’m not fragile
You can’t take me