Adventures and Info Bombs #5

I update you on my May adventures including Italy and my 50th birthday. David didn't have quite as exciting of a time as he had to DIY his truck in order to leave the Reservation.

We have 3 Info Bombs for you. Are the Chi-coms poisoning our food? Is Diddy getting signs from the Illuminati in court? Is Palantir planning a drone attack on Dave Reilly?