Dear Diary - The Mud Mask Betrayal

Dear Diary 🐾

Betrayal! The hooman ruined my masterpiece—a perfectly crafted mud mask I rolled in for hours at the park.

It was my spa day, my glow-up! But no, they dragged me into the torture chamber (aka the bathroom) and gave me a bath. Suds everywhere, my glorious dirt gone, and now I smell like “lavender breeze” instead of “earthy legend.”

Whiskers watched from the counter, purring like the smug traitor he is—probably tipped them off. I’m plotting to dig up the garden tomorrow.

Mud mask, take two.
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