Whens it gonna start

Look, I don’t care if Elon Musk tweets like a sleep-deprived raccoon or names his kids after Wi-Fi passwords—at least the man builds things. Rockets, cars, satellites, brain chips, flamethrowers… he’s like if Iron Man and Wile E. Coyote had a baby, and that baby was raised by Reddit.

Meanwhile, Trump’s throwing shade because Elon called his trillion-dollar pork roll “an abomination”? Good! Someone had to say it. Elon’s just the first guy with enough money and not enough filter. That’s why we love him. He’s rich, weird, unpredictable—and somehow still more grounded than half the swamp creatures in D.C.

And let's be real: if it came down to it, I’d rather have a SpaceX escape pod than a Trump steak when the grid collapses. Elon might meme his way into a war with Mars, but at least he’ll livestream it in 4K while trying to fix it.

Trump says Elon’s lost his mind? Nah. He’s just lightyears ahead of yours, Donny.

So yeah, I’m on Team Elon. He might be eccentric, but at least he’s trying to invent the future—not just sell hats and nostalgia from the past.