Why This Alien Thinks Humans are INSANE (127 Reasons) - EP39

Meet Ambassador Zorp Glorbax—an alien who files citations against reality itself! 📋 This lavender pear-shaped bureaucrat from Flarbgarrl Prime investigates Earth's "missing common sense" while struggling with 73 different ways to say NO and a third eye that writes poetry.
In today's episode of When Aliens Come to Tea, discover why symmetrical battle scars nearly started an interstellar war, what happens when your species takes EVERYTHING literally (no metaphors allowed!), and why Earth's "grab-a-cup-and-go" culture horrifies civilizations that need 3-day tea ceremonies.
HIGHLIGHTS:

The Great Accidental Compliment Fiasco that required competitive apologizing
Why weather small talk breaks alien brains 🌤️
Filing citations for "aggressive dedication to perpendicular angles"
A decorative eye named Reginald who composes haikus
Discovering metaphors for the first time (brain explosion warning!)

Watch Felix navigate the most politely exhausting conversation of his career in this comedy sci-fi podcast where bureaucracy meets chaos, common sense takes a vacation, and even the biscuits require documentation!
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00:00:00 - Caution
00:00:28 - Intro
00:03:40 - Opening Tea Service
00:16:52 - Personal Journey
00:35:20 - Dr. Bleeb’s Quantum Relationship Counseling
00:37:17 - Cultural Exchange
00:54:37 - Tea Time Conundrum
01:01:18 - MemoryWipe Pro 3000
01:03:15 - Rapid Fire Tea Round
01:09:17 - Wrap Up
01:12:27 - End