If Eve had an iPhone 🤣

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Imagine Eve with an iPhone in the Garden of Eden—**paradise with perfect signal**. She’s snapping selfies with lions, posting reels like “Day 7: Still vibing, still naked 🌿✨.” Then a DM hits from the serpent: “That fruit? It’s a mind-opener 🍎📩.” Curiosity kicks in. She goes live: “About to try the forbidden fruit… what’s the worst that could happen?” *Crunch.* Adam shows up; they both get tagged in a story: “Eyes opened. Everything’s different 👀💔.” Notifications go crazy. Suddenly, Eden feels colder. Comments disabled. **#FirstBiteFails #KnowledgeDrop #EdenExit #TemptationTrend #Sinfluencer** — the post that ended paradise and started history.

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