Are you kidding me?! Scott Morrison

Scott Morrison, the bloke who botched the COVID response, threw us into record-breaking debt, and ghosted the country during a crisis—is now getting an award from the King?! For what, exactly? Abandoning his post while half the nation burned? Locking us down, muzzling dissent, and then pretending he was some kind of wartime hero?

This is the same guy who secretly appointed himself to five ministerial portfolios like a power-hungry dictator in a banana republic—and then had the audacity to act like it was "just in case." Mate, just in case of what? That you’d have to answer to Parliament like a normal elected official?

He oversaw the biggest public trust collapse in recent memory, left Aussies struggling under inflation and housing chaos, and handed out billions in corporate welfare while small businesses went to the wall. He didn’t unite the country—he divided it, then fled the scene like a rat off a sinking ship.

And now, he gets a shiny medal and a royal handshake?

No wonder people are furious. If this is what gets you a royal honour these days, I’d hate to see what earns a knighthood—maybe selling us out entirely?

Absolutely disgraceful. The people remember. And we’re not clapping.