Dear Diary - The Vet Called Me Fat

Dear Diary 🐾

The ultimate betrayal! The vet, that judgy white-coat, called me fat. FAT! I’m just... fluffily majestic, okay?

But Mom believed him and now I’m on a diet. No more sneaky bacon bits, just sad, crunchy kibble measured like I’m in some doggy prison.

Whiskers is loving this, prancing around with his tiny waist, probably snitching to Mom about my midnight snack raids.

I’m not happy, Diary. I’m staging a protest—gonna knock over my water bowl and sulk in the laundry basket.

Fluffy and fabulous, that’s me, no matter what they say!
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