Home Invasion

Yoooooo what is up my people! Yea Walking Onslaughts is back from celebrating Offspring's birthday after having a amazing time at the crystal empire. Let me tell you something when I say they know how to throw a surprise party, they know how to do it. Omg it was so beautiful, from scenery, food, music, the vibe everything. Before ya'll ask, no me and spike didn't get drunk like last time. We learned our lesson, (aka he did for challenging me in a dance battle of course). I ended up spending damn near a whole week there just exploring the empire. Me, the gang and the girls finally left for home and we just got back here yesterday. I was gonna go back in my room and sleep off this drunk I still have after Saturday feasco (that's another story it's self by the way) when I realise something was missing in my room. My furry friend (name is victor fyi) was gone. I thought maybe H20 have it (cause you know they dating and shit. I know ridiculous) but naw he doesn't. Should of know to ask Onslaught because come on, does he like like the type? So I decided to go to my girl's house (which things got very physical, and sexu- what). My bro's let me know yo man that ass stick, but that ass in the shower. So after I got myself clean I was gonna put my colon on until they was missing too. Maaaaan if I find out who been stealing my shit in this house it's ON!

see y'all next week.

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